Tribe.net. Local Connections VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#0402c83c-889d-4489-a01c-bcbba9739ada 2009-04-30T21:38:18Z 2006-08-14T23:36:50Z

Lonely Heaven Gomer Hendrix It may the place to hang out forever and a day No lines traffic jams or dealing with rude waiters. Angels are all so nice and it's Christmas everyday And nothing bad ever happens for sure, up there Once you're there you can throw away your wallet Once you're there, everything is free And what used to be fun is now sanctified. You can be sure the food is baked, and not fried But it just might be really boring and lonely Everything you dream of but no one around That could be hell in disguise, living in lonely heaven Lonely Heaven. Living in lonely heaven. hell in da skies. Lonely heaven. There's probably no rap music, or punk rock. No hot girls with tatoos or piercings. Just old white folks in rocking chairs with pillows. And no drugs or booze, or hippies allowed. (chorus)

VitaminG 2006-08-14T23:36:50Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#d41088f3-c999-4729-b52c-c6f9f1a7528f 2009-04-30T21:37:53Z 2009-04-30T21:37:53Z

Guitar Hero - by Gomer Hendrix Much too lame to learn real guitar. Push 5 buttons down and be a star. Facial expressions, do yourself proud. You're the star for the video crowd. Go guitar hero. watch him as he scores. Go guitar hero. He's not gay. Don't mess up or you'll get booed out. While the other guy is rocking out. Mash your lip up, crank it up loud. Poser evident wasted and proud (chorus) Go guitar hero. Watch him do your Mom. Guitar hero, my joy-stick mess. Go guitar hero, watch him do your Mom. Go guitar hero, he's not gay. Go guitar hero, watch him get high score. Go guitar hero, he's not gay.

VitaminG 2009-04-30T21:37:53Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#0f7daf97-daf1-4c19-bb8e-465afd66461f 2009-04-10T21:43:23Z 2009-04-10T21:43:23Z

She feels like a nun with secrets to hide. She had to tear out a son from way deep inside. and had to abort the big brother of Jesus. Fetus with no name. oh oh oh I no longer feel a huge part of the shame. The immaculate deal included someone to blame. For all our sins, redemption is real. Ah but here is the deal. Fetus with no name. Fetus with no name A big brother would blow the whole deal, blow the whole deal we'd all be in hell, with no one to blame. Aborted for you. The bible is wrong, she got plenty laid (oye ve she was Jewish!) Before the deal with the Holy Ghost was made It should be made known, you're all on your own, just like her first son Fetus with no name. A fetus with no name Arch Angel got burning desire, burning desire. And when he went there, his immaculance aborted for you. Arch Angle knew a mother unpure would blow the whole deal, blow the whole deal. In hell with shame, and no one to blame. Aborted for you

VitaminG 2009-04-10T21:43:23Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#927034a3-57b7-4141-a82d-8ef2afa161eb 2009-04-10T21:40:27Z 2009-04-10T17:48:38Z

Fetus With No Name - Gomer Hendrix She feels like a nun with secrets to hide. She had to tear out a son from way deep inside. and had to abort the big brother of Jesus. Fetus with no name. oh oh oh I no longer feel a huge part of the shame. The immaculate deal included someone to blame. For all our sins, redemption is real. Ah but here is the deal. Fetus with no name. Fetus with no name Unborn from a mother unpure? Mother unpure. Will he burn in hell unbaptized you know, aborted for you The bible is wrong, she got plenty laid oye! Before the deal with the Holy Ghost was made It should be made known, you're all on your own, just like her first son Fetus with no name. A fetus with no name Arch Angel got burning desire, burning desire. And when he went there, his immaculance aborted for you. Aborted for you. Big brother would blow the whole deal, blow the whole deal. In hell with shame, and no one to blame aborted for you

VitaminG 2009-04-10T17:48:38Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#ad327052-8868-4ed5-a7eb-d5c7c04e7a79 2006-08-14T23:41:09Z 2006-08-14T23:41:09Z

Bumblin' Idiots by Gregory Alan Jones this is dedicated to Bumbling Idiots (Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.) All around the world lots of Bumblin' Idiots. (Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.) The guys who run the country they're all Bumblin Idiots. (Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.) Often times he's the guy who's in charge he's a ... (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot.) Dance around like a Bumblin' Idiot! (He never knows what he's trying to figure out.) He even wears his underwear inside out. (Given the benefit of a doubt.) The sign said "wet floor" so he did ! yeah he's a (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot,) He's bumpin' into tables & spillin' all the beer he's a (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot), The dude is clueless Now he's makin a move on the boss's wife ! (You can never be sure if there's anyone home.) His eyes are glazed over, his mouth is open wide. (He's the window washer who admires his work.) But he stepped back to look so look out below ! (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot), You can't beat em join em afterall, were all... (Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots), All around the world lots of bumbling idiots. (Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots,) Sometimes our heros are the Bumblin Idiots (Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.) and he said "He'll manage my career!" Perhaps we all just need a chump to blame it on. And words can sound harsh, and yes, I could be wrong. But then he'll cut a fart on his very first date....brunmmnff. It's reconfirmed, he's a Bumblin' Idiot... (chorus) (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot) The dude is smelly and he just made a mess!" (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot) The guy behind the bar is a Bumblin' Idiot! (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot) Oh No! Here he comes and he's a ...

VitaminG 2006-08-14T23:41:09Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#e878f59f-cf0d-4540-8d85-b91180036b3a 2006-08-14T23:38:56Z 2006-08-14T23:38:56Z

Purple Acres - GomerHendrix Purple acres is the place to be Astral farm livin is the life for me Land stretched out but I don't know why Excuse me Manhattan just give me that countryside New York is a different song I get allergic smelling cheeze. I just adore Penthouse magazine Darling I love you but give me the real thing. whip me, make me smell manure, make me write bad checks shazzayam, golly, Purple acres all around Don't know if the cosmos up or down Am I nappy or in Missouri Whatever it is that girl put a TV spell on me.

VitaminG 2006-08-14T23:38:56Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#40142032-4b53-4ae4-811f-344d31d0a68b 2006-07-09T01:51:51Z 2006-07-09T01:51:51Z

No Christmas In China - by Gomer Hendrix No Christmas in China, no xmas in China. Children slaves make all the toys for white girls and boys. Shop America, All your your xmas things. We will whip the slaves who try to eat the dead rat on the floor. Torture in the air. Export deadlines there. Atheists don't celebrate, just work and meditate. No Christmas in China, No xmas in China. Children slaves make all the toys for white girls and boys.

VitaminG 2006-07-09T01:51:51Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#4ff1f748-125b-4f92-a1fd-101a4394c35e 2006-07-09T01:50:36Z 2006-07-09T01:50:36Z

Have A Suicide For Xmas - by Gomer Hendrix Have a suicide for Xmas. There's nothing for you here. You don't have a chance in hell for any kind of cheer. Cuz yo mama is a crack ho, your daddy is a pimp. You were just a way to claim a government food stamp. Oh no a damn crack ho gave your brother worms And then he raped your ass and gave you all the germs. Have a suicide for Xmas it's your worst time of the year You won't ever have a life of any chance or cheer. (scat like Burl Ives or Popeye take your pick) Oh no our hommie's shot and you're out of crack. Nobody cares for you. They don't watch your back. Have a suicide for Xmas, there's no reason for your strife. You won't ever have a chance for any cheer in life.

VitaminG 2006-07-09T01:50:36Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#56cefde0-8cf4-4b32-bb5a-68d9973a8681 2006-07-09T01:49:17Z 2006-07-09T01:49:17Z

Find Yourself A Bridge - by Gomer Hendrix Get yourself some poison or a shotgun. Find a bridge and jump. Nothing in your life is worth a lousy crumb. Sleeping pills or a big pile of aspirin, even gasoline. Set yourself on fire and take some morphine Hold your breath until passing out over a high cliff tonight Everyone will be better off, if you feed the sharks yourself. Get yourself some poison or a shotgun, find a bridge and jump. Just remember no one likes a suicide chump. So do it now, and find yourself a bridge and jump.

VitaminG 2006-07-09T01:49:17Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#fe7fa259-7237-46d8-93f6-0de833844302 2006-07-09T01:48:04Z 2006-07-09T01:48:04Z

Let Me Stand by your Burning Ring - by Gomer Hendrix Love is a burnin' thing. and it's burns in a firey ring. Torn by wild desire. Oh how the flames went wild. (Let me stand next to your burning ring of fire...) I fell into a burning ring o fire. i went down down down and the flames went higher. and it burns burns burns ring of fire, ring of fire. golly, shazayam. dig this baby put away that lighter fluid. The smell of love is sweet. when two hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child. oh how the flames went wild. (chorus) yeah move over. on the wet side of the bed. yeah come on baby. (guitar lead) The smell of love is sweet, when I smell your feet. Torn by wild desire. oh how the flames went wild. (chorus) lead (chorus of ring o fire)

VitaminG 2006-07-09T01:48:04Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#2df1048c-766c-448d-9290-7e7b7ca201df 2006-07-09T01:46:41Z 2006-07-09T01:46:41Z

Sex - By Gomer Hendrix The dirty little thoughts inside my head that picture you naked on top of the bed. It's why your parents want you naive and try to keep you safe from guys like me and Sex S E X aveckla amore . we we we we we we I want your sex I want your sex. silvuplay Resistance is gone looking in your eyes. my hunger for lust never satisfies. It thrills me to hear you scream and fight. When your legs and arms are tied up tight for Sex . S E X jer sui malad we we we we we we we we we. I want your sex. ah jer ser valade. S E X aveckla amore we we we we we . oh yeah baby baby whoo.uh. oh yeah jer dwe sem wah There's no appeasing when I need so much Even if you think I'm out of touch. I can't control myself and the feaver is high Here's a little something I want you and me to try it's called Sex. (chorus) (please excuse my French)

VitaminG 2006-07-09T01:46:41Z VitaminG http://GomerHendrix.tribe.net/thread/f413c265-0630-452e-9a21-460174129f2b#55121ecd-57e0-4a46-8389-f17add8a4198 2006-07-09T01:45:00Z 2006-07-09T01:45:00Z

Buttcrack Man - By Gomer Hendrix A man was bending over while raking up leaves. We didn't want to look no matter what you believes, but his pants were down so low, we simply could not avoid a big ole crack, the big ole hairy ass of the Buttcrack Man. The original superman might not have been quite the hero that he was back then If it hadn't a been for his one piece suite He wouldn't have got the girl he would'a got the boot In his buttcrack, man. Buttcrack Man - a little friendly advise A jump suite, belt, suspenders, or some overalls would suffice. (2 would be nice) You know that Superman would'a been a buttcrack man too If it hadn't a been for his One Piece Suite. (instrumental) (intro riff) The plumber is the hero of our toilet bowl We hire him to look cuz we really don't wanna know But he's bending way over, and for help from us he axes We won't escape the ugly mess or big ole hairy ass of the Buttcrack Man. (Chorus)

VitaminG 2006-07-09T01:45:00Z