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Buttcrack Man - By Gomer Hendrix
A man was bending over while raking up leaves.
We didn't want to look no matter what you believes,
but his pants were down so low, we simply could not
avoid a big ole crack, the big ole hairy ass of the Buttcrack Man.
The original superman might not have been
quite the hero that he was back then
If it hadn't a been for his one piece suite
He wouldn't have got the girl he would'a got the boot
In his buttcrack, man.
Buttcrack Man - a little friendly advise
A jump suite, belt, suspenders, or some overalls
would suffice. (2 would be nice)
You know that Superman would'a been a buttcrack man too
If it hadn't a been for his One Piece Suite.
(instrumental) (intro riff)
The plumber is the hero of our toilet bowl
We hire him to look cuz we really don't wanna know
But he's bending way over, and for help from us he axes
We won't escape the ugly mess or big ole hairy ass of the
Buttcrack Man.
(Chorus)
A man was bending over while raking up leaves.
We didn't want to look no matter what you believes,
but his pants were down so low, we simply could not
avoid a big ole crack, the big ole hairy ass of the Buttcrack Man.
The original superman might not have been
quite the hero that he was back then
If it hadn't a been for his one piece suite
He wouldn't have got the girl he would'a got the boot
In his buttcrack, man.
Buttcrack Man - a little friendly advise
A jump suite, belt, suspenders, or some overalls
would suffice. (2 would be nice)
You know that Superman would'a been a buttcrack man too
If it hadn't a been for his One Piece Suite.
(instrumental) (intro riff)
The plumber is the hero of our toilet bowl
We hire him to look cuz we really don't wanna know
But he's bending way over, and for help from us he axes
We won't escape the ugly mess or big ole hairy ass of the
Buttcrack Man.
(Chorus)
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Gomer Hendrix - Sex lyrics
Sat, July 8, 2006 - 6:46 PMSex - By Gomer Hendrix
The dirty little thoughts inside my head
that picture you naked on top of the bed.
It's why your parents want you naive and
try to keep you safe from guys like me and
Sex S E X aveckla amore . we we we we we we
I want your sex I want your sex. silvuplay
Resistance is gone looking in your eyes.
my hunger for lust never satisfies.
It thrills me to hear you scream and fight.
When your legs and arms are tied up tight for
Sex . S E X jer sui malad we we we we we we
we we we. I want your sex. ah jer ser valade.
S E X aveckla amore we we we we we . oh yeah
baby baby whoo.uh. oh yeah jer dwe sem wah
There's no appeasing when I need so much
Even if you think I'm out of touch.
I can't control myself and the feaver is high
Here's a little something I want you and me to try it's called
Sex. (chorus)
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Gomer Hendrix - Let Me Stand By Your Burning Ring of Fire lyrics
Sat, July 8, 2006 - 6:48 PMLet Me Stand by your Burning Ring - by Gomer Hendrix
Love is a burnin' thing. and it's burns in a firey ring.
Torn by wild desire. Oh how the flames went wild.
(Let me stand next to your burning ring of fire...)
I fell into a burning ring o fire. i went down down down
and the flames went higher. and it burns burns burns
ring of fire, ring of fire. golly, shazayam. dig this baby
put away that lighter fluid.
The smell of love is sweet. when two hearts like ours meet.
I fell for you like a child. oh how the flames went wild.
(chorus)
yeah move over. on the wet side of the bed.
yeah come on baby.
(guitar lead)
The smell of love is sweet, when I smell your feet.
Torn by wild desire. oh how the flames went wild.
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Find Yourself A Bridge - Gomer Hendrix xmas lyrics
Sat, July 8, 2006 - 6:49 PMFind Yourself A Bridge - by Gomer Hendrix
Get yourself some poison or a shotgun.
Find a bridge and jump.
Nothing in your life is worth a lousy crumb.
Sleeping pills or a big pile of aspirin, even gasoline.
Set yourself on fire and take some morphine
Hold your breath until passing out over a high cliff tonight
Everyone will be better off, if you feed the sharks yourself.
Get yourself some poison or a shotgun, find a bridge and jump.
Just remember no one likes a suicide chump.
So do it now, and find yourself a bridge and jump. -
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Have A Suicide For Xmas - Gomer Hendrix lyrics
Sat, July 8, 2006 - 6:50 PMHave A Suicide For Xmas - by Gomer Hendrix
Have a suicide for Xmas. There's nothing for you here.
You don't have a chance in hell for any kind of cheer.
Cuz yo mama is a crack ho, your daddy is a pimp.
You were just a way to claim a government food stamp.
Oh no a damn crack ho gave your brother worms
And then he raped your ass and gave you all the germs.
Have a suicide for Xmas it's your worst time of the year
You won't ever have a life of any chance or cheer.
(scat like Burl Ives or Popeye take your pick)
Oh no our hommie's shot and you're out of crack.
Nobody cares for you. They don't watch your back.
Have a suicide for Xmas, there's no reason for your strife.
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No Christmas In China lyrics by Gomer Hendrix
Sat, July 8, 2006 - 6:51 PMNo Christmas In China - by Gomer Hendrix
No Christmas in China, no xmas in China.
Children slaves make all the toys for white girls and boys.
Shop America, All your your xmas things.
We will whip the slaves who try to eat the dead rat on the floor.
Torture in the air. Export deadlines there.
Atheists don't celebrate, just work and meditate.
No Christmas in China, No xmas in China.
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Gomer Hendrix lyrics to Purple Acres
Mon, August 14, 2006 - 4:38 PMPurple Acres - GomerHendrix
Purple acres is the place to be
Astral farm livin is the life for me
Land stretched out but I don't know why
Excuse me Manhattan just give me that countryside
New York is a different song
I get allergic smelling cheeze.
I just adore Penthouse magazine
Darling I love you but give me the real thing.
whip me, make me smell manure, make me write bad checks
shazzayam, golly,
Purple acres all around
Don't know if the cosmos up or down
Am I nappy or in Missouri
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Gomer Hendrix lyrics to Bumblin' Idiots
Mon, August 14, 2006 - 4:41 PMBumblin' Idiots
by Gregory Alan Jones
this is dedicated to Bumbling Idiots
(Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.)
All around the world lots of Bumblin' Idiots.
(Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.)
The guys who run the country they're all Bumblin Idiots.
(Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.)
Often times he's the guy who's in charge he's a ...
(Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot.) Dance around like a Bumblin' Idiot!
(He never knows what he's trying to figure out.)
He even wears his underwear inside out.
(Given the benefit of a doubt.)
The sign said "wet floor" so he did ! yeah he's a
(Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot,) He's bumpin' into tables & spillin' all
the beer he's a (Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot), The dude is clueless
Now he's makin a move on the boss's wife !
(You can never be sure if there's anyone home.)
His eyes are glazed over, his mouth is open wide.
(He's the window washer who admires his work.)
But he stepped back to look so look out below !
(Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot), You can't beat em join em afterall, were all...
(Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots), All around the world lots of bumbling idiots.
(Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots,) Sometimes our heros are the Bumblin Idiots
(Bumblin' Idiots, Bumblin' Idiots.) and he said "He'll manage my career!"
Perhaps we all just need a chump to blame it on.
And words can sound harsh, and yes, I could be wrong.
But then he'll cut a fart on his very first date....brunmmnff.
It's reconfirmed, he's a Bumblin' Idiot...
(chorus)
(Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot) The dude is smelly and he just made a mess!"
(Bumblin' Idiot, Bumblin' Idiot) The guy behind the bar is a Bumblin' Idiot!
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Gomer Hendrix lyrics to Fetus With No Name
Fri, April 10, 2009 - 2:43 PMShe feels like a nun with secrets to hide. She had to tear out a son from way deep inside.
and had to abort the big brother of Jesus. Fetus with no name. oh oh oh
I no longer feel a huge part of the shame. The immaculate deal included someone to blame.
For all our sins, redemption is real. Ah but here is the deal.
Fetus with no name. Fetus with no name
A big brother would blow the whole deal, blow the whole deal
we'd all be in hell, with no one to blame. Aborted for you.
The bible is wrong, she got plenty laid (oye ve she was Jewish!) Before the deal with the Holy Ghost was made
It should be made known, you're all on your own, just like her first son
Fetus with no name. A fetus with no name
Arch Angel got burning desire, burning desire. And when he went there, his immaculance
aborted for you. Arch Angle knew a mother unpure would blow the whole deal, blow the whole
deal. In hell with shame, and no one to blame. Aborted for you
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Guitar Hero lyrics by Gomer Hendrix
Thu, April 30, 2009 - 2:37 PMGuitar Hero - by Gomer Hendrix
Much too lame to learn real guitar.
Push 5 buttons down and be a star.
Facial expressions, do yourself proud.
You're the star for the video crowd.
Go guitar hero. watch him as he scores.
Go guitar hero. He's not gay.
Don't mess up or you'll get booed out.
While the other guy is rocking out.
Mash your lip up, crank it up loud.
Poser evident wasted and proud
(chorus)
Go guitar hero. Watch him do your Mom.
Guitar hero, my joy-stick mess.
Go guitar hero, watch him do your Mom.
Go guitar hero, he's not gay.
Go guitar hero, watch him get high score.
Go guitar hero, he's not gay.
